full and robust flavour

...those who know me know that the lines "underneath the shaker knit / he's a brick wall" (Metric, Wet Blanket) could only be applied to my physical being in a sense so loose that meaning is lost. given that, you may appreciate the following exchange, which occurred between me and a co-worker yesterday:

Jack (referencing The Hulk): "it's making me angry. you wouldn't like me when i'm angry."
Co-worker: "why? what happens? do you get skinnier?"

at which point hilarity ensues. thank you, and good night.