Sunday, January 16, 2005

self-summary

i was thinking of posting one of those lists that is supposed to give people a glimpse into your psyche (what do you like/dislike about yourself, etc.), but i don't think i will, for two reasons:
a. it's already been done by a friend, and many of my honest answers would overlap, so that would be creepy or boring, or boringly creepy; and
b. where my answers differ would create images in the minds of my readers that would alarm, disturb and, possibly, end in therapy.
having said that, i'm a billionaire tycoon playboy who men want to be, and women want to be with. i am 6' 2", 225 lbs and needed to have some bones removed in order to accommodate all my muscle. i am a rugged loner that loves with such raw intensity that flammable objects spontaneously ignite. i am a wit of such scathing insight that i would not have been out of place at the Algonquin Round Table. i am an expert in all things stereotypically masculine, yet surprisingly sensitive. i was educated at Harvard College Yale, and i got an A.

2 Comments:

Blogger Michigan J. Frog said...

You forgot "Sculpted Adonis, a veritable God among Men." Perhaps that was implicit.

9:38 AM  
Blogger Corinna said...

lol. Very entertaining!

5:16 AM  

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