sense is overrated. or maybe it isn't!
...i'm off today, and trying to motivate myself to go out and get groceries, or do anything at all. some days you just don't want to have to do anything. shopping is a feeling. who can say it isn't beautiful?
...listening to various albums this morning. Blues Explosion, Bloc Party, Franz Ferdinand, Stars. do you see how i narrowly avoided listening to them in alphabetical order? they sound better that way. and less alphabetical. i think i'll start listening to music in an order based on the Dewey Decimal system, which is subversive, because you have to be quiet in libraries.
...billowy is a seven-letter word that has all its letters in alphabetical order.
...True Stories is a movie that David Lynch might have made if he was taking his meds. so, David Lynch + meds = David Byrne. QED. is it just a coincidence that they share the same first name, and have a 'y' in the second position of their last names? probably. but have YOU ever seen them both in the same room? me neither. in fact, i've never seen either one in any room, except on TV, which doesn't count because it's controlled by the Masons. i thought my TV was controlled by this remote that i have in my hand (see it? it's right here), but not true. secret handshakes change my channels. and only the inner circle knows how the volume is adjusted.
...do you think general relativity has low self-esteem since that other kind is called "special" relativity? god, i hate that theory. it thinks it's so big.
...i have a big metal container that i fill with hot water, and then i lie in it. i steep in it like some kind of tea bag. it would have to be a larger-than-normal tea bag, but the similarity is there. i can assure you that this process makes for very poor tea.
...listening to various albums this morning. Blues Explosion, Bloc Party, Franz Ferdinand, Stars. do you see how i narrowly avoided listening to them in alphabetical order? they sound better that way. and less alphabetical. i think i'll start listening to music in an order based on the Dewey Decimal system, which is subversive, because you have to be quiet in libraries.
...billowy is a seven-letter word that has all its letters in alphabetical order.
...True Stories is a movie that David Lynch might have made if he was taking his meds. so, David Lynch + meds = David Byrne. QED. is it just a coincidence that they share the same first name, and have a 'y' in the second position of their last names? probably. but have YOU ever seen them both in the same room? me neither. in fact, i've never seen either one in any room, except on TV, which doesn't count because it's controlled by the Masons. i thought my TV was controlled by this remote that i have in my hand (see it? it's right here), but not true. secret handshakes change my channels. and only the inner circle knows how the volume is adjusted.
...do you think general relativity has low self-esteem since that other kind is called "special" relativity? god, i hate that theory. it thinks it's so big.
...i have a big metal container that i fill with hot water, and then i lie in it. i steep in it like some kind of tea bag. it would have to be a larger-than-normal tea bag, but the similarity is there. i can assure you that this process makes for very poor tea.
posted by Jack Rational at 9:53 AM
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Sorry I forgot to bring your Fiery Furnaces CD to the movie last night. :(
all is forgiven. ;)
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